i am brave 

  i am unique 

  i am light 

  i am wild and free 

  i am so much more 

Just Call Me “Bubble Girl”

Warning: The following post contains language you might find offensive and probably isn’t appropriate for kids, unless you are raising sailors. You’ve been warned, so don’t go gettin’ your knickers in a knot.

 

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Sometimes I wish I could be a Vulcan…feelings are just so illogical, aren’t they? At the very least, they sure can be inconvenient.

I feel all the feels, all the time. I give a fuck…lots of them, actually. You could say that I’m a prostitute of feelings. I grow weary of the feels and getting my feelings hurt. I’m…

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What do Eleanor Roosevelt and West Virginia have in common?

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No, the title isn’t a joke…and for the love of gravy, please don’t tell me you hear “Dueling Banjos” right now, either.

First things first for all you nit-pickers out there, it isn’t Tuesday. I know it says “Trash Talk Tuesday” because that is how I initially set up the blog, but I’ll be honest with y’all…I simply CANNOT wait until next Tuesday to share some incredibly exciting news with you!

So…what do Eleanor Roosevelt and West Virginia have in common? You know, Eleanor Roosevelt, First Lady and wife to FDR? Still…

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AND THE WINNER IS…

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A week ago I posted and announced the “Nailed It!” 2nd Anniversary Giveaway and Contest here and on Facebook and Instagram. Participants were given one week to recreate one of the “before” looks in the post, send in a picture, make me laugh until milk came out of my nose or I peed my pants, all in the name of a chance to win fabulous prizes. The post was served to over 1,700 people on Facebook, so I expected to be flooded with entries, but I could have…

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2nd Anniversary Nailed It!! Contest and Giveaway

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Hey y’all! The Sassy Trashionista turned 2 this month, and I wanted to do something a little quirky and fun to celebrate this milestone.

Did I mention fun? Fun is kind of important to me. That and not taking myself too seriously {this will crystallize for you shortly}.

Inspiration is a really interesting thing, at least for me. It can come from so very many different places.

Pinterest is definitely one of the resources I turn to on a regular basis for some eye candy. To be honest, I probably…

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AUTHENTICITY. THAT SH%T MATTERS.

BLESS YOUR HEART

Can I get real for a minute?

Since my last blog post, I have been having more than my fair share of Stuart Smalley moments.

For the first time since I started the blog, I lost followers after a post.

Apparently, you can’t mention Jesus and truck stop tittie bars in the same paragraph without people gettin’ their knickers in a knot.

I’ll just bet that if I were a man, it wouldn’t have offended as much.

Sigh.

At first I was bothered…it was not as if what I had written was…

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Headphones and Hoecakes

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It’s been a few weeks since the family returned from our summer vacation and as is the norm ‘round these parts, things have been busy, y’all.

I’ve been meaning to get this post written much sooner, but as my jewelry business continues to expand, I have found that I have less and less time for writing. Everything is a balance, right? I have made the decision to no longer refer to myself as a writer, because writers, well…they write, right? I’m more of a random storyteller these days, and right now…

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I’M NOT VERY GOOD AT BEING FORGIVEN

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I’M NOT VERY GOOD AT BEING FORGIVEN

No, you didn’t read that wrong. I’m good at forgiving, I’m just not very good at being forgiven.

I typically post stories about the funny and ridiculous things that happen in my life, peppered with a few pieces of sentimentality. Today is a bit different.

As someone who spent the majority of her life in emotionally and verbally abusive relationships, I have a big no-no when it comes to what I now expect from others. Unkind and intentionally cruel words will not be tolerated.

I broke my…

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TEXTING FOR TP & BULIMIC CATS

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We live in a world of technology, and as much as I try to deny it while I’m harvesting glitter here on the Unicorn Ranch, it has become an inescapable part of our daily lives. Try as I might to fight it, (I bore the kids to tears with stories of rotary phones and record players – we still have a working 1950’s Decca record player, complete with albums from my childhood and an ever-growing collection of Flatt & Scruggs LP’s) there is no denying that it has become necessary,…

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EYEBROW ENVY & SILVER-PLATED DROOL CUPS

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First things first, as I’ve not posted in over 2 months, I think a formal apology is in order.

Dear blog,

Please allow me to take this opportunity to apologize to you. You have been a good friend to me this past year….you have allowed me to share my passive-aggressive feelings without confrontation of any kind, and for this I am truly grateful. We have laughed and cried together and you’ve helped me to grow as an individual and discover a lot of things I had long forgotten about myself. You…

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SNAIL VENOM IS THE NEW BOTOX

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The blog just celebrated its first anniversary, and for that I could not be more grateful. I am blessed beyond belief to have an amazing network of friends and family who have been incredibly encouraging and supportive of my endeavors….not to mention all of the support I have at home. I couldn’t do it without you, Kevin Bacon 😉 You are my biggest cheerleader. I humbly thank you.

This past year has brought with it so many changes it is simply mind-boggling. The company I worked for recently shut down, and…

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